Home Alone, round 2.
Although I complained about the bad parenting the whole time, I did actually enjoy Home Alone and it had everything to do with Kevin. That kid was carrying that movie on his back, all on his own.
I’m looking forward to what Kevin does next!
Title: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: John Hughes
Stars: Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern
Content Warnings: Parental neglect, violence
Synopsis*: One year after Kevin McCallister was left home alone and had to defeat a pair of bumbling burglars, he accidentally finds himself stranded in New York City – and the same criminals are not far behind.
Past Grey Watches
Here we are again, Kevin’s parents are gonna lose him again.
Buzz is such a fucking dick. He’d make a terrible/successful politician
How has this family not learned their lesson yet and are still punishing little Kevin for people treating him like shit.
The protect Kevin squad is back in action.
The kid really just wanted his batteries huh ahahahha
Well at least this time he has money not stolen from his brother, just from his father.
Imagine serving a like nine year old and after you tell him he’s in NYC he whispers “yikes I did it again.” Like what kind of magic fae is this kid??
Wait where’s Kevin gonna stay??? It’s not like they’ll let him check into a hotel room???
I can’t believe that actually worked. I guess he can just check into a hotel room.
Wait was the bell boy trying to steal from him???
I got distracted by a Harry Styles photo shoot so I stopped paying attention.
Why are his swim shorts so fucking parachute like????
What the fuck is this fucking movie he’s watching
Like I know it’s the sequel to the fake movie in the last one but Jesus
Let’s promote domestic violence and men killing women over accused cheating. Siiiiiiiiiick.
I have no idea what the fuck is happening I spaced out again.
I love that Kevin always becomes friends with the ‘crazy/creepy’ local and then they always teach each other something.
I need to find me a local crazy lady who will teach me something. But I just keep attracting racist and sexist old people for some reason and I’m tired of hearing about ‘reverse racism’ and ‘men don’t like women who talk so much’.
Fuck—and I cannot stress this enough—off.
The family finally made it to NY.
Marv: We’re fugitives from the law, we’re up to our elbows in cash and there’s nobody that even knows about it.
Kevin: Knocks on window and waves.
I accidentally got out of the DVD playback trying to find how to put on subtitles.
Couldn’t find them, I give up.
And the chaos ensues again!
Surely there’s gotta be a limit to the amount of bricks to the head a person can take before they just fucking die.
Those staple guns are no joke. My brother once stapled my finger to paper because our dumb asses thought it would be fine to use a staple gun when we couldn’t find a regular stapler.
This guy really should be dead
Now both of them should be dead.
Kevin doesn’t fuck around.
Yesss pigeon lady to the rescue!
Good ol’ Mr Duncan.
Wow Buzz can be nice huh.
Awwwww, he gave pigeon lady a BFF turtle dove.
Uh oh, here comes the bill.
Knocked off half a snowflake only because it didn’t retain my attention as well as the first one.
*Taken from IMDB.
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Past Month In Review
Not as good as the first, but still entertaining!
Have you seen Home Alone 2?
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