So I’ll be honest.
I actually watched this earlier in the year and live-texted my friend my reaction as I watched it which is a thing we did often.
Then when I decided that Grey Watches Christmas Edition was a great idea I figured why the fuck not go back through my old messages and copy out everything I sent about it so I can use it for content???
I’m telling you, I’m a genius.
I knew going into this movie I would hate it but my friend kept bugging me about it so I put it on a part way through she said ‘I don’t know why you’re even watching it when you know you’re going to hate it.’
Because I wanted you to stop bugging me obviously.
Also sometimes hate watching stuff is fun.
So here we are.
Title: A Christmas Prince
Director: Alex Zamm
Writer: Karen Schaler, Nate Atkins
Stars: Rose McIver, Ben Lamb, Alice Krige
Genre: Comedy, romance
Synopsis*: When a reporter goes undercover as a tutor to get the inside scoop on a playboy prince, she gets tangled in some royal intrigue and ends up finding love – but will she be able to keep up her lie?
So the broke ass version of Genovia then???
Because you’re generically attractive and white.
For a second I thought the song said pashing through the snow and I was prepared to just accept that those were the real lyrics from now on.
BITCH DON’T TURN DOWN HIS FIVE ALARM CHILE
THAT SHIT TAKES WORK
I love that he charges his own daughter for coffee
That was the prince that jumped in the taxi I’m sure of it
Ooooooohhhhhhh the castle is legit though
I’d marry a prince for a castle like that
Think of how many books I could fill it with!
Wait why’s everyone British???
Not all royalty are British I hate it.
It’s like when they did Reign and they all had a British accent despite the fact they were in fucking France
I FUCKING KNEW IT
OMG, HE HAS SUCH A FUCKING ‘my father will hear about this‘ ACCENT!
Wait how the fuck did she become the princess’s new tutor???
Obviously wasn’t paying attention.
She’s gone full heart eyes.
The look on Emily’s face when she asked for a high five
She’s just damaging shit left and right
Eeewwww the cousin is so much worse
The fucking shade I love it.
She’s not being very inconspicuous with the fucking phone
Oh who’ this bitch??? (Lady Sophia)
Ooohhh wait I already love her
Wait maybe not
Oh shit he’s adopted
Why does the world care so much about this fucking country?
OMG did she really just call her a fucking peasant???
Bitch tell him
Of course, he kisses her before she gets a chance to tell him making this all so much more complicated.
Oh shit she’s about to be exposed
And he’s about to be exposed.
Fuckface cousin is gonna be king
“We barely know each other.”
You read my mind.
Girl you fight.
I mean, It wasn’t good but it also wasn’t terrible.
*Taken from IMDB.
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I hope you enjoyed this Grey Watches!
Tomorrow I’ll be sharing what I thought of the follow-up movie, A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding
What Christmas movie do you hate-watch?