So after coming to terms with the fact that myself and DC graphic novels just aren’t ever going to work, I thought it would be a great idea to watch all of the Marvel films I haven’t watched- and some that I already had- for several reasons
because I hate myself.
☁️ I watched Thor: Ragnarok and loved it but was a bit confused because I hadn’t watched a Marvel movie (not counting Guardians of the Galaxy) since Iron Man 3
☁️ I wanted to watch Spider-Man: Homecoming and didn’t want to be confused because I hadn’t watched Captain America: Civil War
☁️ I thought I needed to watch Captain America: Civil War and so that I wasn’t confused figured I should probably watch Avengers: Age of Ultron
☁️ I wanted to give Captain America: The First Avenger another go because the last time I watched it I paid absolutely no attention
☁️ So I figured I should probably also watch Captain America: The Winter Soldier so my co-worker told me to
☁️ I figured I should probably watch all of the Thor films too since I liked Ragnarok so much and also Kat Dennings
☁️ I figured it wouldn’t hurt to watch Ant-Man and I love Paul Rudd in anything and I always seem to forget that???
☁️ I wanted to watch Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 but couldn’t remember much of the first one so figured I should probably watch that again as well
☁️ I almost watched all the Iron Man films plus the first Avenger movie but seeing as I have already seen them I thought that was a bit too much
☁️ I’m not even going to pretend like I even considered The Incredible Hulk because he’s not my Hulk.
☁️ I watched Dr. Strange when it first came out and didn’t feel like watching it again
I tried my best to watch them all mostly in order but it can be very confusing because going by release date is not necessarily the chronological order.
I decided to give you a rundown of what I thought of each movie. Some were written whilst watching the movie whilst others were written after.
I’ve popped them in order of how I watched them.
Also, I get very easily distracted and sidetracked so you are not just getting movie re-caps. You are also getting me talking about whatever I am reminded of and therefore distracted by whilst watching them, which explains why for a lot of them I couldn’t tell you what actually happened.
Spoiler warning for any of the films I watched. You should be able to just skip any of the ones you haven’t watched and be fine
but don’t hold me to that.
I am also ashamed to admit that I forget that Marvel movies have hidden scenes throughout the credits and so I missed a majority of them.
│Thor Ragnarok│🎬 Taika Waititi│🌟 Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett │
Grandmaster: It’s main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage…
[the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]
[everyone in the stadium looks confused]
Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He’s a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that’s still pretty fresh. Loki, he’s alive! Can you believe it? He’s up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!
☁️ Fucking hilarious.
☁️ It’s basically just a family drama where everyone is dramatic as fuck.
☁️ Honestly loved every fucking second
☁️ Taika Waititi is a genius
☁️ I actually only decided to watch it because I saw an interview with him and it was brilliant and knew I had to watch literally any movie he ever makes! How can I not get on board with anyone who’s storytelling process is basically ‘get bored? change the scene’?
It’s like the movie was made for me and my short attention span and inability to focus on anything
☁️ Loved that all the spaceships were named after fucking Holden cars. Iconic.
Waititi voicing Korg? Iconic. I loved him so much.
Thor: Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I didn’t ride the hammer
Korg: The hammer rode you on your back?
Thor: No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off the…
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?
Thor: The ground! It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
☁️ If anything just watch it for Korg or the scene where Thor tries really hard to be a Woke Feminist Man™
Thor: [to Valkyrie] You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors.
│Captain America: The First Avenger│🎬 Joe Johnston│🌟 Chris Evans, Hugo Weaving, Samuel L. Jackson │
Steve: I thought you were dead
Bucky: I thought you were smaller
☁️ The first time I watched this I was high and couldn’t concentrate on anything that took longer than 5 minutes
I mean that’s really no different to me being sober. And my housemate was on my case the entire movie to pay attention which of course made my stubborn ass want to watch it even less.
☁️ Am I the only one really weirded out by pre-Captain America Steve. It’s not that he’s this tiny scrawny little guy but just the effects weird me out I think. Like his head doesn’t suit his body and I can see they tried to match them but it just comes across as alien-like.
[Bad guy reveals demon face]
Bucky to Steve: you don’t have one of those do you??
☁️ Also why does the villain have a red skull face????? Did I miss that while I was for sure paying attention right from the start??
☁️ Anyway I’ve now renamed him Red Voldemort™ because he looks like a red version of the Voldemort from A Very Potter Musical. I’m very proud of this name
☁️ This movie is hecka gay without actually being gay and like I’m mad about that but also I still love it
☁️ I love Steve, I love Bucky, I love Agent Carter
☁️ Natalie Dormer I love you but leave Steve alone!
☁️ My inability to pay attention definitely did not cause me to miss that death and then have to go back after being confused when a conversation was referring to it later on.
☁️ Now I’m sad about it but like because I am 7 years behind I know they’re not really dead so I think I’ll be okay
[Little evil henchman separates bridge, keeping Steve from Red Voldemort™]
Me: he could totally jump that. Now he’s gonna get away
[Steve doesn’t jump it. Red Voldemort™ gets away]
Steve: now let me jump across the now even bigger open chasm because Bucky won’t leave until I’m safe and I must protect Bucky
│Thor│🎬 Kenneth Branagh│🌟 Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman │
Jane: Years of research, gone.
Darcy: They even took my iPod.
Erik: What about the backups?
Jane: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy: I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.
☁️ Thor was a fucking asshole
☁️ Like no wonder Loki acts out, I would too if my older sibling was Thor
☁️ Oh maybe this is why my brother acts out
☁️ Am I Thor???????
☁️ I love Kat Dennings
☁️ Again I didn’t really pay all that much attention
☁️ I think it’s just that I find the MCU films not that great????
☁️ I’m learning that I’m actually not that big of a fan of Marvel and DC I think
☁️ I mean Wonder Woman was fucking A+ but that’s basically the only thing DC ever got right movie wise
don’t even get me started on their TV shows
☁️ And Thor: Ragnarok is iconic and it, as well as Black Panther probably, should honestly be the golden standard for Marvel films
☁️ I still need to see Black Panther
☁️ Yes, Odin, let your son essentially fake his own death because you don’t know how to be a good father to a rebellious son.
☁️ I mean that was just bad parenting
Loki: [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost] I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin: No, Loki.
[Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no… NO!
[Loki falls into a wormhole]
│Captain America: The Winter Soldier│🎬 Anthony Russo, Joe Russo│🌟 Chris ⛈Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson│
[about to fight a squadron of black ops]
Steve Rogers: Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
☁️ Why would you risk hiding a USB with probably precious information in a vending machine
☁️ Like what if someone starts getting a giant craving for strawberry Hubba Bubba gum????
☁️ 45 minutes in and all I know is that Nick Fury is dead, Steve is very angsty and bad at hiding things
☁️ Woah magnetic-briefcase-handle-handcuffs are cool
☁️ Why are they trying to kill Steve tho
Black Widow: I only act like I know everything, Rogers
☁️ Same girl
☁️ 100% the winter solider is Bucky I’m calling it now
☁️ The whole undercover-kiss-to-not-get-caught trope is so overused and yet I will never not love it
☁️ Oh please, it would not have been that hard for him to open a secret doorway made of bookcases. He just destroyed a fucking jet plane thing single-handed, armed with nothing but his shield but sure, pushing some metal bookcases is so hard with my Science Muscles™
☁️ Petition to call Steve’s muscles Science Muscles™ from now until eternity
☁️ Oh Red Voldemort™ is actually called Red Skull.
☁️ Eh I like my name better
☁️ Hydra’s whole chaos plan is the most genius villainous plan I have ever heard in my entire life
☁️ But why the fuck would you share it with the good guys????
☁️ Like come on have you never seen a superhero movie in your life???
☁️ Y’all never successfully kill the good guys and so they always go on to foil your plan that you voluntarily told them all about
☁️ Fucking dumb
☁️ Poor Renata
Sam: Captain America needs my help, no better reason to get back in
☁️ Bless him
☁️ The Avengers will probably get him killed at some point
☁️ HES GOT METAL WINGS WTF THATS COOL
☁️ I FUCKING KNEW IT
☁️ Oh apparently he doesn’t even know he’s Bucky?
☁️ This computerized version of Steve in the flashbacks is sooooo much better and doesn’t weird me out at all
☁️ I swear that wasn’t sarcastic
☁️ Oh no
☁️ I checked out with half an hour to go and now it’s over I don’t really know what happened
☁️ I think it’s safe to assume they saved the day so I think I’m good
Jasper Sitwell: There’s nowhere you can run, Rogers!
[Captain America jumps through a window]
Jasper Sitwell: Are you kidding me?
│Thor: The Dark World│🎬 Alan Taylor│🌟 Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston│
Loki: [holds up his shackles] You still don’t trust me?
Thor: Would you?
Loki: …No, I wouldn’t!
☁️ Didn’t pay any attention
☁️ Except for when I noticed Loki or Darcy on the screen because honestly they’re the only ones I give a shit about
☁️ Oh… that actually would make a pretty good ship or am I alone on this one???
☁️ WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET A LOKI MOVIE????????????
☁️ Probably never
☁️ I’ll just have to pin all my Loki hopes and dreams on Mackenzie Lee’s book but 2019 is so far away!
Darcy: I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.
[to unseen others]
Darcy: It’s OK we’re Americans!…
Jane: Is that supposed to make them like us?
☁️ Who knew that joke would get better with age????
Loki: [turns Thor into Sif] Mmm, brother, you look ravishing!
Thor: It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.
Loki: Very well. Perhaps you prefer one of your new companions, given that you seem to like them so much.
[turns into Captain America]
Loki: Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much… so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America…
☁️ Well he fucking hit the nail on the head right there
[Thor destroys a statue of Bor]
Loki: Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!
☁️ Honestly Thor is just going to spend the rest of his life cleaning up Loki’s messes and boy, same
☁️ You would think that because I relate to Thor he would be my favourite
☁️ You would be wrong
☁️ Because I also identify as Loki in that I feel like chaos follows me everywhere and I have obviously done nothing to deserve any of it
☁️ And also I’m the snarky smart ass in my family
Loki: You know this is wonderful! This a tremendous idea! Let’s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! It’s brilliant Thor! It’s truly brillian…
[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms… into a skiff piloted by Fandral]
Fandral: [laughing] I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!
Loki: You lied to me! I’m impressed.
│Avengers: Age of Ultron│🎬 Joss Whedon│🌟 Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo│
Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you’re saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it’s still billions dead. Even you can’t stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast…
[He’s losing oxygen]
Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It’s terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there’s too much weight, you lose power on the swing.
☁️ This movie recap is brought to you by a very drunk Greyson
☁️ I drank two bottles of wine while watching this
☁️ And a vodka and juice
☁️ And a jack and coke
☁️ Because like my mother, once I start drinking I don’t know when to stop
☁️ That’s actually not true because as soon as I’m too sleepy I make myself shower and then put myself to bed
☁️ If I wasn’t so broke and lazy I’d probably be an alcoholic though
Strucker: Can we hold them?
Fortress Soldier: [Incredulous] They’re the Avengers.
☁️ EVIL JARVIS
☁️ My phone went flat so the following was written down and let me tell you, Drunk Grey’s handwriting could use some work
☁️ Who is this red eyed metal guy?
☁️ I have now drunk almost 2 bottles of wine. I have no idea what’s going on
Tony: What’s the vibranium for?
Ultron: I’m glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan…
☁️ Me: HA
☁️ Thor is still kinda a douchebag
☁️ That blows because Ragnarok made me really like him and now I’ve gone back and seen what he’s really like ugh
☁️ Since when was the Red Witch and Quicksilver twins??
☁️ Was that canon in the comics?
☁️ Sorry didn’t read those because DC was such a disappointment in that area that I’m not wasting any more of my time on shitty graphic novels
☁️ I mean I read a Red Witch one and it was nothing special so obviously that 1 comic amongst a thousand others is the true indicator for how good the rest are
☁️ AGENT CARTER
☁️ I miss her
☁️ Poor Steve
☁️ Maybe I should watch the Agent Carter TV series even though it was cancelled
☁️ Maybe if I had watched it from the beginning it wouldn’t have been cancelled
☁️ This is all my fault
Tony: [Searching for secret door] Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door…
[Finds and opens secret door]
☁️ What is happening did all the avengers take acid?
☁️ I mean I have never but my brother has and has described a trip to me so that obviously makes me an expert on the drug
☁️ Poor hulk just wants to smash
☁️ But he’s always made to do evil things
☁️ Of course it’s what appears to be a primarily black neighbourhood that gets terrorised by rogue Avengers
☁️ Marvel? Disney? Racist? Never
☁️ I feel like the MCU could be really fucking great if Marvel stopped giving a fuck about offending all the Edgelord Comic Book Nerd Boys™ who like to cry every time a woman is given her due time, a black person is cast and a LGTBQI+ character is actually represented
☁️ All I’ve learned in this film is that the Avengers like to destroy things as much as possible while “saving the day”
☁️ I’m sorry I just keep getting distracted
☁️ I get even more political and opinionated when I’m drunk okay
☁️ Why does this go for like 2½ hours???
☁️ Do they not realize that some of us are watching this very drunk and want to sleep????
☁️ I went to sleep
☁️ I’m back
☁️ And hungover
☁️ So very hungover
☁️ Who died???
Tony: I get first crack at the big guy. Iron Man’s what he’s waiting for.
Vision: [Walking by] That’s true, he hates you the most.
☁️ Ooh Red Witch is super handy being able to get all civilians out of harms way
☁️ What’s the lesson in all of this? Stark, a morally corrupt self serving super hero, should probably not be the one creating AI
Quicksilver: [speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!
Hawkeye: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro’s back] Nobody would know. Nobody. “The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh… yeah, he’ll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already…”
[Jogs after them]
☁️ Hawkeye is my fave Avenger right now
Hawkeye: Hey. Hey, you okay?
Red Witch: This is all our fault.
Hawkeye: Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyone’s fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause the city is flying. Ok, look, the city is flying, we’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I’m going back out there cause it’s my job. Ok, and I can’t do my job and babysit. Doesn’t matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good. I’ll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger. All right, good chat.
│Ant-Man│🎬 Peyton Reed│🌟 Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas, Corey Stoll│
Scott: Hey, how’s your girl, man?
Luis: Ah, she left me.
Luis: And my mom died too. And my dad got deported.
[Scott just stares in awkward silence]
Luis: [Suddenly enthused] But I got the van!
☁️ I love everything about this movie
☁️ They did so well with this one
☁️ Stands outside door and whispers: Do I hear a hate to love relationship?
☁️ Bursts through the door yelling: I SHIP IT
☁️ I have never in my life thought ants were cute until this movie
☁️ I mean I used to yell at my friends in primary school for stepping on them and call them murderers
I have always been extra there’s a reason my mum calls me her little drama queen
☁️ Side note: when I was like 13 I found out my brother had caught a butterfly and was slowly filling up the jar with water bit by bit so I took it and ran up and down the street screaming he was a murderer before letting it go
☁️ My mum didn’t appreciate my theatrics that time
☁️ I don’t know why she’s always been worried I’d grow up to be the murderer in the family, my brother had two of the three childhood indicators but okay
☁️ THE FUCKING TANK
☁️ NO NOT ANTONY
☁️ The briefcase scene is just wow
☁️ Again, please tell me I’m not the only one who has noticed that whenever a civilian place gets destroyed its the home of POC
☁️ Awwwww I was not expecting to love that as much as I did and I have absolutely no reason for why I thought I wouldn’t
☁️ OH YESSSSSSS HOPE IS GETTING HER OWN SUIT
Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?
Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.
Cassie Lang: Hope you don’t catch him.
│Guardians of the Galaxy│🎬 James Gunn│🌟 Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper │
Peter: Yeah, I’ll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
Drax: DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.
Peter: It’s just a metaphor, dude.
Rocket: His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.
Drax: *Nothing* goes over my head…! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Peter: [about Gamora] She betrayed Ronan, he’s coming for her. That’s when you…
[draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]
Drax: …Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?
Peter: No, that’s the symbol for slicing his throat.
Drax: I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.
Peter: It’s a general expression for you killing somebody. You’ve heard of this. You’ve seen this, right? You know what that is.
☁️ I just enjoy this movie and the second one too much to take notes
Drax: Finger on throat means death!
Peter: …Sort of.
☁️ So have some of my fave quotes instead
Rocket: What did the galaxy ever do for you? Why would you want to save it?
Peter: Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
│Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2│🎬 James Gunn│🌟 Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista│
Gamora: [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?
Rocket: Well, if he got closer, I’m sure he would be much larger.
Peter Quill: It’s how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.
Rocket: *Don’t call me a raccoon*!
Peter Quill: I’m sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.
[Rocket looks around in confusion]
Rocket: Is that better?
Drax: I don’t know.
Peter Quill: [snickering] It’s worse. It’s so much worse.
☁️ Once again I didn’t take any notes. Oops
Gamora: [in gunfight] Groot, get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!
[Groot waves at her]
Gamora: [Smiling] Hi.
☁️ Can someone please just appreciate with me that the Guardians basically were babysitting a toddler while saving the fucking galaxy and it was amazing
Peter: And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?
Ego: Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. But, yes!
Peter: What! This is… Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear…
Ego: You can do anything you want.
Peter: I’m gonna make some weird shit.
☁️ Again, this is just me giving you my fave quotes.
[Yondu is floating in the air, hanging on his arrow]
Peter: You look like Mary Poppins.
Yondu: Is he cool?
Peter: Hell yeah, he’s cool.
Yondu: I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!
│Captain America: Civil War│🎬 Anthony Russo, Joe Russo│🌟 Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson│
Iron-Man: All right, I’ve run out of patience. “Underoos!”
[webbing comes down, grabs Cap’s shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap’s shield]
Iron-Man: Nice job, kid!
Spider-Man: Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It’s just, new suit… wait, it’s nothing, Mr. Stark. It’s… it’s perfect, thank you.
Iron-Man: Yeah, we don’t really need to start a conversation.
Spider-Man: Cap… Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.
Iron-Man: Yeah, we’ll talk about it later. Just…
Spider-Man: [waves] Hey, everyone.
Iron-Man: Good job.
☁️ I had no idea what was going on for like 80% of this film
☁️ Like I still couldn’t tell you for certain why Steve and Tony are fighting
☁️ I assume it’s to do with Bucky
☁️ Poor Bucky
☁️ Everyone wants to kill him because of people he killed when he was literally brain-washed
☁️ Everyone’s out here acting like he had any control of the situation and wasn’t fucking brain-washed
Ant-Man: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you’re going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron Man: Who’s speaking?
Ant-Man: It’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days.
☁️ But YAY GOT TO MEET BLACK PANTHER
☁️ Also, correct me if I’m wrong but the Avengers wrecked another POC community in this one, did they not?
Spider-Man: [to Bucky] You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!
☁️ Peter Parker fan-girling mid-fight is my aesthetic
Falcon: [after being trapped by Spider-Man] I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking.
Spider-Man: All right, sorry. My bad.
☁️ I mean I didn’t hate it but it wasn’t so great that it kept my attention the whole time
☁️ But as we’ve all learned that is not an easy thing to do
Black Widow: Are we still friends?
Hawkeye: That depends on how hard you hit me.
│Spider-Man: Homecoming│🎬 Jon Watts│🌟 Tom Holland, Michael Keaton, Robert Downey Jr.│
Spider-Man: [webs Davis’s hand to his car] that’s going to dissolve in two hours.
Aaron Davis: No. No, no! You’re going to fix this!
Spider-Man: Two hours! You deserve that!
Aaron Davis: I’ve got ice cream!
Spider-Man: You’re a criminal! Bye, Mr. Criminal!
☁️ Once again I enjoyed this too much and didn’t take any notes
☁️ Have any of y’all seen Tom Holland’s and Zandya’s Lip Sync Battle because it was fucking genius!
Ned: [to Peter] Can you summon an army of spiders?
Peter: No, man!
☁️ That is a valid question considering Ant-Man’s abilities
☁️ Ned finding out his best friend is Spider-Man is me
☁️ I know this for a fact because in high school when I found out one of my friends had diabetes basically everything I said to him from then on started with “If you eat this will you die??“ Followed with “Can I test that theory?“
☁️ I was an awful friend
☁️ I also used to yell at him every time he came through my drive-thru at a fast food restaurant I worked at and ordered something ridiculously sugary because balance
[Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]
Peter: What the hell just happened?
Karen: You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.
☁️ I love Karen
Peter Parker: I’ve got to go.
Michelle: Where are you going?
[Peter stares at her]
Michelle: What are you hiding Peter?
[Peter still stares at her, not knowing what to say]
Michelle: [laughs] I’m just kidding. I don’t care. Bye.
☁️ I love Michelle
☁️ Also the whole Michelle not wanting to visit a monument built by slaves, the teacher saying he’s sure it wasn’t while the black security guard shrugs like ‘well actually’ bit. Iconic.
☁️ Literally, the only disappointment in this movie was the fact that there wasn’t nearly enough of Michelle
Ms. Warren: [Finds Ned in the computer lab] What are you doing here the dance is going on?
Ned: Oh I was just um… Looking at… Porn.
☁️ I just loved it so much
☁️ Now I just gotta watch Black Panther!
Michelle: Peter’s not going to Nationals.
Abe: Why not?
Liz: Really, before Nationals?
Michelle: Figures. He’s already bailed out on marching band and robotics club.
[Everyone looks at her]
Michelle: I’m not obsessed with him, I’m just super observant.
I’m gonna try and see Black Panther soon!
Also, have any of you seen the latest trailer for Infinity War???
I just… Captain America has always been hot and I never thought I’d find him more attractive but I do??? Even with a beard??? I hate facial hair!
Also, Peter and Tony Stark meeting is going to be hilarious! I’m so excited. Who am I???
Do you have a favourite MCU film?
Or a favourite superhero?
Let me know!